Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
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If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such, the path of error...
Quote #301
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet....
Quote #5224
We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we...