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A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds...
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It is quality rather than quantity that matters.
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
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Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
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I will not add another word.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,...
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...