Quote #15717
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
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Oregano is the spice of life.
Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #20949
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices Make instruments to plague us.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #11654
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken...
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #13628
The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time...
Quote #16954
It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself.