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What we do is less than a drop in the ocean. But if it...
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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they...
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The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other...
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far...
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.