Quote #3611
…. You ask, What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage...
Quote #19766
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
Quote #22833
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #7188
To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #23276
We don’t know who we are until we see what we can do.
Quote #3951
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #34665
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...