Quote #7807
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #2937
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous...
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #34853
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #4428
In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Quote #15923
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.