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Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
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Asking ‘Who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘Who ought to be...
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I’m against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise.
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Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism....
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Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...