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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to...
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Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met...
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It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of...
Quote #11597
The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent...