Quote #6600
The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little...
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #29679
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #32654
History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #16128
Every contrivance of man, every tool, every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for...
Quote #840
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...
Quote #2500
Every law is an infraction of liberty.