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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often...
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all...
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You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough...
Quote #17669
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.
Quote #9849
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #8316
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
Quote #30215
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the...