Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye...
Quote #33197
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #25480
The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown,...
Quote #25837
The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #29363
It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
Quote #25051
We cheerfully assume that in some mystic way love conquers all, that good outweighs...
Quote #23719
April is the cruellest month, breedingLilacs out of the dead land, mixingMemory out of...