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You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore...
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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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This is the true joy in life — being used for a purpose recognized...
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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
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He not busy being born is busy dying.
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If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with...
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Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...