Quote #23927
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
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Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to...
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I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work...
Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #8039
But I?m not so think as you drunk I am.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,...
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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
Quote #11331
At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #33864
Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...