Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #25146
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #26812
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
Quote #30975
What one fool can do, another can.
Quote #7219
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Quote #7191
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about...
Quote #24443
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to...
Quote #28417
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...