Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Quote #21934
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
Quote #31003
Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.
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I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will...
Quote #10999
The way I see it if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
Quote #4885
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
Quote #31551
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #21053
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.