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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
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There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
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When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...
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The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter...
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Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember...
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I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
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The grand essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something...