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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
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It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from...
Quote #18885
Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness.
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal...
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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quote #3066
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.