Quote #10951
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #22464
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
Quote #10350
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
Quote #27423
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #18305
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #21123
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #27122
Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...