Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #33390
I don’t want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #20041
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #4108
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
Quote #17397
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Quote #3522
Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are...