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What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...