Quote #5785
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #9733
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
Quote #30354
This secret spoke Life herself unto me ‘Behold,’ said she, ‘I am that which...
Quote #2191
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on...
Quote #22486
So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on...
Quote #31286
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #974
Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.