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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #11775
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
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It is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes...
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Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears...
Quote #24533
I say that good painters imitated nature but that bad ones vomited it.
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
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Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...