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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who...
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
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To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
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There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of...
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance...
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To know that you do not know is the best.To pretend to know when...
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The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you...