Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #29706
Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to...
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #21925
What you can’t get out of… Get into wholeheartedly.
Quote #27383
Sure, you’re entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are.
Quote #2043
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
Quote #5622
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #8936
The only joy in the world is to begin.