Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but...
Quote #2933
Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #13630
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Quote #23871
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
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Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true...
Quote #6225
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #5008
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.