Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #14214
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #33709
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #1360
Silence is more musical than any song.
Quote #65
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #20528
Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the...
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #34856
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal that...