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Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
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Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
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Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
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Hope is the nurse of misery.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Quote #32137
‘These are days you’ll remember.’ If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,...
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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is...
Quote #22231
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...