Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #7202
The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.
Quote #6595
For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who...
Quote #14994
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to...
Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #13728
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
Quote #19847
The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for...
Quote #4204
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #21250
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...