Quote #27597
It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #24586
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #23506
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
Quote #27205
I am a citizen of the world.
Quote #24449
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #9505
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #7154
In time we hate that which we often fear.
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.