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To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
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May you live all the days of your life.
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The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
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Death Its the only thing we havent succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
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I don?t really do New Year?s resolutions because I don?t think you should have...
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to...
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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...