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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
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I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
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It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I...
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The only certain means is to render more and better service than is expected...