Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country;...
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On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...
Quote #744
We need to make a decision, no matter what it is.
Quote #9875
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
Quote #8866
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #20076
To understand all is to forgive all.
Quote #29969
Legend a lie that has attained the dignity of age.