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Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
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I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
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There but for the grace of God goes God.
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A wisely chosen illustration is almost essential to fasten the truth upon the ordinary...
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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be...
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It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a...
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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...