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The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
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During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
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Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand...
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
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Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
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Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a...
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And...