Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #15110
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.
Quote #4591
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #28148
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Quote #30442
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what...
Quote #21757
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #15011
Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the...
Quote #29660
Earth has nothing more tender than a woman’s heart when it is the abode...
Quote #33422
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We’re not giving up. We’re waiting...