Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #5656
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should...
Quote #20795
But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids...
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #25747
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be...
Quote #21888
Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds...
Quote #4592
It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.
Quote #8028
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.