Quote #4559
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #29080
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #20239
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #13659
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #32809
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or...
Quote #27724
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting,...