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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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Their plans were improved with the best advice.
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
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But did thee feel the earth move?
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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
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A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
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Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
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Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather...