Quote #2350
Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.
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Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #27478
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #15810
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #33764
I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me,...
Quote #4507
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember...
Quote #31723
I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #12184
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I...