Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #13794
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
Quote #6223
Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #22548
What I dream of is an art of balance.
Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #17143
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...
Quote #2468
At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
Quote #8065
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
Quote #575
Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war...