Quote #1121
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #20530
For violence, like Achilles’ lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted.
Quote #10779
It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are...
Quote #18891
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #1783
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #13538
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
Quote #24737
Exiles feed on hope.