Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #30281
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #1861
Men have no right to put the well-being of the present generation wholly out...
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #5126
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week…to...
Quote #10731
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.