Quote #10975
Plato is boring.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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I looked with chameleon eyes upon the changing face of the world, looked with...
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #30835
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #28348
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #17963
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.