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I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Enemies are so stimulating.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #27570
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echos are truly...
Quote #5077
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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A new and valid idea is worth more than a regiment and fewer men...