Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #4476
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #25999
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
Quote #34704
Peace is when time doesn’t matter as it passes by.
Quote #31368
We were not sent into this world to do anything into which we can...
Quote #34253
New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around...
Quote #28839
I do not mean to suggest that our handsome, newly enlarged library is to...
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #1122
Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in...