Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #31400
Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we...
Quote #10612
Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again....
Quote #34349
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #5885
Our aspirations are our possibilities.
Quote #21077
The problem with the person who thinks he’s a long-term investor and impervious to...
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.