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Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #21460
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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There is one thing alonethat stands the brunt of life throughout its course:a quiet...
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The ability to relate and to connect, sometimes in odd and yet striking fashion,...
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Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the...
Quote #22682
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...