Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #2119
Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #23990
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #5237
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man...
Quote #34561
Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #293
Everything has been figured out except how to live.