Quote #26022
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #32115
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of...
Quote #30941
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
Quote #21365
Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of...
Quote #19195
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #26877
Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #22290
Not to know is bad not to wish to know is worse.
Quote #25816
Creativity involves breaking out of established patterns in order to look at things in...