Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #6302
Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
Quote #1990
Man is more ape than many of the apes.
Quote #2168
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Quote #17671
History suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.
Quote #33307
Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
Quote #11387
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Quote #8347
My music is best understood by children and animals.
Quote #33826
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Quote #16351
All confidence which is not absolute and entire, is dangerous. There are few occasions...